Thursday, March 19, 2009

Good or Bad Mom???

I just thought this was too funny not to share. I feel like it really hit close to home being a first time mom because I have felt this way about each of these subjects! (As I am sure many moms have) I have many moments where I wonder if I am a bad mommy, or if I am doing all the right things, but I know that is perfectly normal...I mean, this is my first rodeo. If we have a second, I'm sure I'll be more seasoned, less worried, and totally confident in my mothering skills....right? Right?? ;P



With all the conflicting parenting advice out there, it’s difficult to know whether you’re a good mom or a bad mom. Take this handy quiz to find out once and for all.


Keep track of your answers on a post-it and total your score at the end. Won’t it be a relief to know whether or not you’re a bad mom?


1. How many hours per week does your child spend in daycare?

  • A. None. I’m a stay-at-home mom.

  • B. 40 or more. I work full-time.

  • C. About 20. I work half-time.


2. Where does your baby sleep

  • A. In a crib.

  • B. In my bed.

  • C. In a co-sleeper.


3. Do you allow your child to watch television?

  • A. Yes.

  • B. No.


4. Has your child been vaccinated?

  • A. Yes.

  • B. No.


5. How many scheduled activities (storytimes, lessons, classes or playgroups) does your child attend each week?

  • A. None

  • B. One or more.


ANSWERS:


1. Day Care.

  • A: Stay at home mom. You are a bad mom. Your child will be poorly socialized, will lack verbal skills, and will become horribly ill during kindergarten because he or she has never been exposed to germs.

  • B: Full-time working mom. You are a bad mom. Your child will have an attachment disorder. You are missing the best years of his or her life.

  • C: Part-time working mom. You are the worst mom. Your child will suffer attachment issues, be poorly socialized, lack verbal skills and will be sick as a dog forever.


2. Sleeping arrangements.

  • A: Baby sleeps in a crib. You are a bad mom. How could you put your child in a cage to sleep? What’s wrong with you?

  • B: Baby sleeps in your bed. You are a bad mom. How could you risk rolling onto your child and killing her? What’s wrong with you?

  • C: Baby sleeps in a co-sleeper. You are a bad mom. How could you waste so much money on that ridiculous co-sleeper? Is it because you read about it in Dr. Sears? You won’t be able to afford to send your child to college.


3. Television

  • Yes. You are a bad mom. Your child will be violent, mouthy, and unpleasant. He or she will whine for every candy and toy they see the next time you go to the store.

  • No. You are a bad mom. Your child will lack reading skills and will have nothing to talk with other children about. You are raising a freak.


4. Vaccinations:

  • A: Yes. You are a bad mom. How could you do that to a helpless baby who cannot consent to being experimented on by the public health system?

  • B: No. You are a bad mom. How could you do that to a helpless baby whose immune system can’t fight off all those germs?


5. Activities

  • A: None. You are a bad mom. Your child will fall behind his or her peers and never catch up if you don’t head over to the children’s theatre production of “Apocalypse Now” this weekend.

  • B: One or more. You are a bad mom. Your child is overscheduled and will suffer a breakdown due to the stress you’re putting on him or her. You’re probably doing Suzuki, aren’t you.

Brought to you by the folks at Parenting, Mothering, Time, Newsweek, The Today Show, Babycenter.com, Wonder Time, What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Your Pregnancy Week by Week, your pediatrician, your obstetrition, your mother, your mother-in-law, and that awful woman in the elevator who knows better than you how you should be raising your kids.



*Taken from http://subarcticmama.wordpress.com/2007/05/12/are-you-a-good-mom-or-bad-mom-take-this-quiz-to-find-out/*

3 comments:

MaggieBrown said...

Probably every first-time mom understands how you feel! If you do have a second child, you may want to check out this great program. It's called Germy Wormy Germ Awareness for Germ Transportation Vehicles, ages 2 -7. Young children in a mom-invented, fun and drug-free way to both avoid AND keep from spreading germs, and no immunizations are required. Tell you daycare provider about it!

http://www.germywormy.com

Give kids a PLACE to give their germs instead of you!

shortlady said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!

Little Debi P said...

Very funny! And, I love the new blog look!